In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i cant believe u jumped in someones trunk just to get out of talking to me
When he brought me into his room he showed me his James Bond calendar and matching sheets, and then told me that his goal in life is to be James Bond….epic fail. Mission Impossible. I was scared to take off his boxers to find out that they were also James Bond themed.
RUN LIKE YOUR JAMES BOND
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
home. puking in laundry basket.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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