i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
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What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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