I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Everclear isn't food dammit
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Randomize
