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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
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That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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