I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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