Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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