no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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