I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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