grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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