im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
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