Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
So as your former husband, I get to give you away at the wedding right?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
It's okay that we broke up and all but it's not okay that he still has my Chick-fil-A calendar card. This month is free fries!
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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