how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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