The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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