he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
So much rum. So many feels.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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