She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I didn't know how to commemorate his death, so I snorted a fat line off of his obituary. Rest in peace.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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