He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
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NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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