Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Enjoy the penises
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well I typed "penicillin a" into the search engine and before I could finish "penicillin and drinking" popped up. Google knows me too well.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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