Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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