still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I feel like i got beat with a pillowcase full of tequila shots.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
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There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
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When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
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