How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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