not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
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What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
whose ass print is on the piano?
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
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Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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