so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
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I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
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rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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