consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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