Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
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I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
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I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
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