If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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