Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
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cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
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Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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