You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
dinner with the girl I motorboated last semester wasn't as awkward as I thought it would be
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
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As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
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