Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
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