You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
He turned down a handjob. A HANDJOB. I know I'm no Jessica Simpson, but...
Actually, she's fat now, so...
Fuck. I AM Jessica Simpson.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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