R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
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Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
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Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
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