i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
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Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
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