i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
i woke up to find out i googled the Twilight Eclipse trailer. so either drunk me doesn't know that i'm straight, or sober me doesn't know that i'm gay
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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