Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
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