Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
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you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
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You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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