Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I take back everything I said about communal showers
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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