I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
Hippo gnu deer
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I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
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Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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