Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
If I pissed all over some chicks bed I would probably apologize for getting so wasted, not putting out, and turning into a god damn R. Kelly Cinderella... Not ask for coffee and a ride home.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
Randomize
