i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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