hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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