we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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