i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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