You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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