It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
she peed on how many people?
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
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I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
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As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
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