i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
He kissed a someone with a penis
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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