In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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