I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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