Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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