We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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