You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
