The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
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you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
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The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
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