he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
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you didnt know i had herpes?
The more I hate his personality, the more I love his penis.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
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And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
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