Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
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Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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