Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
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Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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