Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
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there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
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The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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