do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She bit a glass in half.
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
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I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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